Between safety and adventure, I choose adventure.

'Sup, I'm Katie. I'll be 18 in a couple months. DC area. My spare time is spent flailing over people who live approximately 89384298 miles away and aren't aware of my existence. We should be friends ( )

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Song: Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

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bandseverywhere:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke. 

guys listen to this just do it

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(Fonte: fuckaye-jamesdeen)


phoenixmon03:

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

This is why she is so awesome.

(Fonte: sexyyuglyy, via aychihuahua-)


Marilyn Monroe by Milton Greene, September 10th 1954

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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Now that your movie career is taking off, do you plan to stay on SNL
Oh yeah. I’ll be there as long as they’ll have me. I love being in New York. Every week is a new batch of challenges. It’s hard work, but anything that’s worth anything is hard work. It’s a great place to showcase yourself and try stuff and stretch. I feel very lucky to be involved with that show. [x]

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didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Fonte: vimeo.com, via almostagoodbye)


niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

smokeporch:
Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit
 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

smokeporch:

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

 

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